the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked a young girl sitting in the priority seating if she could sit down because she’s pregnant and the girl replied, “well I’m really tired, i was at the march all day.”
Are you fucking joking
Freedom is the freedom to say 2+2=4
I would gladly raise my middle finger in the air as little Alex did NOT attend detention. I will not conform and neither will any of my future kids.
This what we teach ours kid now?! That if you reveal lies and try to speak truth you’ll get punished? No wonder we’re so screwed up
We need to end Common Core.
Common Core is trash like every other system installed by capitalists in education.
I think we need to get rid of the dumbass teachers and common core.
This post literally has nothing to do with the Common Core though?? Trash talk this teacher’s letter all you want, that’s some dumb shit right there, but I don’t get why y’all are hating on the CCSS when it doesn’t have anything to do with this.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
if you let me sit on your lap and think i won’t do everything i can to give you a boner you’re dead wrong
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes it is.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
thats so fucking gay THATS SO FUCKING GAY
im so fucking gay
im bi but im so fucking gay
Fan: Vicki is awesome!
Misha: Thank you. That's why I picked her.
i’m about to watch hocus pocus for the first time in all my 20 years, wish me joy, i’ve been waiting for this moment for years now
i haven’t watched star wars in so frickin long, i’ve forgotten how close han and luke are, how much han views luke as a younger brother
also leia and han pls just kiss already
raised eyebrows and open mouth staring
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
What? My boobs are great.
See? Perfectly fine.
I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.
Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean
My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.
Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal.
And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!
But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity.
You’re fine. They’re fine.
Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…
- They’re just boobs, man.
- I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
- Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
- Seriously, they’re just boobs. Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
- I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
- How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
- Grow up.
- No one asked you.